Everyone has a script, a hack or a checklist they can’t function without. In this edition of T-SQL Tuesday, Bert Wagner challenged us to write about our favorite scripts. This is my take.
Intermediate
Quiz: What’s going on here, then?
I’m trying a new type of blog post, and if it works out, I would be happy to post more of the same going forward. The format is a real-world troubleshooting mystery, and I’ll clue you in to the details along the way.
How quickly can you crack it?
An alternative to data masking
Dynamic data masking is a neat new feature in recent SQL Server versions that allows you to protect sensitive information from non-privileged users by masking it. But using a brute-force guessing attack, even a non-privileged user can guess the contents of a masked column. And if you’re on SQL Server 2014 or earlier, you won’t have the option of using data masking at all.
Read on to see how you can bypass dynamic data masking, and for an alternative approach that uses SQL Server column-level security instead.
Computed columns with scalar functions
Scalar functions can be a real headache when you’re performance tuning. For one, they don’t parallelize. In fact, if you use a scalar function in a computed column, it will prevent any query that uses that table from going parallel – even if you don’t reference that column at all!
Effective permissions on SQL Server
SQL Server Management Studio allows you to view effective permissions on an object, but it’s limited in a few important respects. To work around some of those limitations, I’ve built a stored procedure to display all the defined and effective permissions across an entire SQL Server database.
Fun with random names
Just for laughs, we’re going to take a look at a slightly-too-complex yet elegant solution to a seemingly simple task: creating a list of 100 fictional company names for a demo database.
Prioritizing rows in a union
I just remembered a pretty common data challenge the other day. Suppose you have a number of tables, all with similar information in them. You want to union their contents, but you need to prioritize them, so you want to choose all the rows from table A, then rows from table B that are not included in A, then rows from C that are not included in A or B, and so on.
This is a pretty common use case in data cleansing or data warehousing applications. There are a few different ways to go about this, some more obvious than others.
Automatically guessing foreign key constraints
With good naming and datatyping conventions, an automated script can help you with the process of creating foreign key constraints across your database, or actually, suggest table relations where you’ve forgotten to implement them.
Finding primary key candidates
Probably one of the most common challenges I see when I do ETL and business intelligence work is analyzing a table (or a file) for possible primary keys. And while a bit of domain knowledge, along with a quick eye and some experience will get you really far, sometimes you may need some computational help just to be sure.
Here are some handy tricks to get you started!
A visual representation of SQL Server Agent jobs
If all you have is a hammer, everything will eventually start looking like a nail. This is generally known as Maslow’s hammer and refers to the fact that you use the tools you know to solve any problem, regardless if that’s what the problem actually needs. With that said, I frequently need a way to visualize the load distribution of scheduled jobs over a day or week, but I could never be bothered to set up a web server, learn a procedural programming language or build custom visualizations in PowerBI.
So here’s how to do that without leaving Management Studio.
